On a scale of 1 to the War of the Worlds broadcast how misunderstood is your joke.
(via thetreeistalkingmerry)
sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg
(via sh3tbag)
